Michael Amuses Me - 7 More

I know I said I wasn't going to blog on these, but they are short and they do amuse me.

Be: Ritz Beryllium: Sounds like my house around midterms or exam time, except I don't work nearly as hard as the maids do for the dustbunnies to appear. I think I want Whileaway and Gem Planet to merge, people would like to come to a dusty house and appreciate the lady of the house with the big behind!

B: Maybe Republicans and Democrats will be friends in the next life! (or not)

C: Humans are dense. (also, Graeme fails me as he does not automatically know who Terry Bisson is.)

N: Bad high school memories of copying out notes similar to this one.

O: Wonder if I should purr now...

F: Those damn aliens - they wipe out tooth decay and keep a bonehead like Bush in office.

Ne: Again, amusing. I will never look at a neon sign in the same way. God is depressed and Satan is enjoying himself way too much in Las Vegas. Maybe they should hook up and even each other out a bit.